Freegle

I get these daily emails from freegle and freecycle, they read like strange poems sometimes

childrens items
stair gate to keep dog from baby
two baby gates please
stair carpet
barbie dolls shoes
hair colour dye
desk for fire wood
long soft dog bed
six rickety dining chairs

y'get me?

another

timber offcuts, old palettes, old bricks
glass jars with lids
wardrobes wooden
kids wardrobe please
wardrobe single
two single beds
roof bars for a ford mondeo
old roof slates
potters wheel/throwing wheel
gluten free noodles